You can ask me anything and I’ll answer honestly, but only with yes and no.
Ρωτήστε, ρωτήστε, ρωτήστε!
(Source: hxxt, via maybeokay-willbe-ouralways)
benefits of being friends with me
- shitty jokes whenever you ask for them
- shitty jokes whenever you don’t ask for them
“They’re like, 12”
— The correct way to refer to anyone younger than you (via guy
I feel like this is essentially how all of my friendships start.
(Source: urbanendling, via thatothrwhitechick)